SATURDAY SLY: 70 YEAR OLD VIRGIN READY TO SETTLE DOWN! “I Feel I Am Ready To Give Marriage A Go And Maybe Go To Bed With A Man. You Are Never Too Old For Anything. Just Look At Joan Collins.” #DAAAAAAM!

“Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke. My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.”